Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Dancing???BLOOD DONATING????
Friday Feb 10 2007,it was a day i tried many new things,but didn't end content nor happy....well,it started with Miss Lai Li Wan's class(Chemistry and favourite teacher,never met a teacher who cared so much about her students...)from 8-10am....then i wanted to register for the next semester exams....but forgot about it while chatting with due,nizam n chun yau =P.I'll have to beg the dsa counter guys on monday.....sigh....Anyway,I joined Sue Lynn and jeffrey to donate blood at main block,BUT..........both ditched me in the end! It's not fun to know that you're going to donate blood alone,especially when you have a blood phobia....They even wrote down the forms man....confirm pakat together to fool me.....We had to drink some teh tarik and eat a chocolate chip muffin(not really good,we threw half the piece away..)well,i figured that i might as well face this peculiar fear of my own blood and get on with it.I was still a bit hesitant when they gave me the blood bag and sent me to sit on the chair.But what scared me shit less was this.First the lady brought out a small needle,so i thought things weren't gonna be so bad after all...but she poked in shallowly into my skin,and lifted it up!there was a small bulge on my skin now.then she took off the needle,and brought out a bloody huge one with a hole big enough to fit a pebble.i went pale and felt numb shortly after.but the phobia didn't last throughout the whole process,and i felt a little less sick after a few minutes.towards the end, maybe i was a bit small and light,so they had trouble having me to fill up the whole bag of blood.Sam and Su wei said i squirt out a lot of blood when i tense though.I was stuck there 5 minutes longer than usual just trying to pump a bit more blood out! then i went to the dsa,just to know that the clubs are having a recruitment drive.so i spent my time throwing the tennis ball i got from vishnu at other people,poking guys' butts with arafat's foil(i bet he felt turned on when i rammed the tip deep into his chocolate tunnel,then he savoured the stimulation but pretended to be angry) while waiting for the dancing class to start.i was pretty reluctant when it started,but luckily seok may was there to force me into the class,and i managed to persuade stephanie to be my dance partner =P. we learnt the cha cha dance(just the basics) and rock n roll dancing steps.whenever i try to dance(it was quite embarassing dancing with the boards between the dancing room and the dsa left open,with everyone staring n my lovely supportive friends laughing and taking pictures of me n steph dancing....),i'll be all rigid and zombie-like in my movements,but whenever i try to relax and shake a bit i forget the steps.well,The not-so-gay-after-all dance teacher Mr. William just told us to just continue dancing. maybe in a few weeks i'll be capable enough to not be laughed at anymore in the clubs and classes.ahahaha! Seok may was really helpful throughout the class,continuously telling me to relax a bit lah and teaching a little more advanced moves like the new york. when the beginner's classes ended we had the priviledge of watching the advanced students shaking their hips doing the salsa! it was then i noticed all the female dancers have that sexy curve in their body shape...=P. i went to midvalley with logann after that,but he had to leave right after i found a parking spot(midvalley's bloody packed on friday afternoons).so i went up to brewball only half-expecting to see chun yau there(we didn't really make any plans,so i don't blame him at all) and i was fortunate enough to find wai hoong staring at me from beside the escalator.he accompanied me to eat lunch,played a few rounds of foosball and pool,called and found out chun yau was already home,and left for his house to play playstation 2 together =D.That's the way i spend my time during my college years.then i ate at wai hoong's house,drove together with him to ampang cueball,and danny called to say his car broke down.I found only one jumper inside my car(how stupid is that!),and the two of us spent our time sitting in the car boot talking cock while waiting for danny,chun yau and ryan to come over. when they reached us,we all went to ampang point's brewball and saw jovi halfway.As usual,we played foosball and pool,then we ate at rashid's. Me and Chun Yau were the hot topics that night,getting banged,sympathized,then banged again about our relationship stories.Then i sent wai hoong home and headed back.I was pretty blur and tired all the while,maybe because of the loss of blood....
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Rugby playa!
9th Feb 2007,First time i played rugby! hahaha
Well,the day started out pretty badly,cause i picked emily up and headed for chun yau's house.i stopped at his house gate,just to notice that his harrier is still at home and remember that he told me he was driving himself last night.Ended up reaching college way too late for a decent car park spot in main block,so i had to risk an illegal parking(i already have 3 summons,unpaid).I was worried about the fat shitty bastard white uniformed lazy thick,disgusting moustachy DBKL guys and drove further down the hill...oh well,it was good exercise walking uphill with a heavy bag full of notes...First class was Mechanics 1 by Mr. Anuar,a specky,pretty normal(not too strict,not too nice) teacher with a smooth,shiny head. M1 turned out to be a harder sucject than i thought,with the confusing distance and displacement time graphs and his annoying but good questions to ponder about(if acceleration was 2ms^-1 at 0-2 seconds,5 ms^-2 at 2-5 seconds,what was the acceleration at sharp 2 seconds?). I was dying to go out of the class in the end...then we had another hour of Khoo Khoo Chye's C4 class(did i get it wrong?). I found out that C4 won't be too hard if i just force my lazy mind to concentrate in class...thanks to nizam we decided to sit on the third row,which is pretty close to the board.or else we'd have been chatting and bumming around till class ended.we were surprised with the progress we made in class! then i had lunch in E n C,stupid chinese stall charged 3.20 for plain white rice and chicken meat only.but their leong cha was good though...felt a bit guilty for not eating at nabilah's corner in EnC,they're really nice and give free keropoks all the time....the big malay-but-chinese looking abang and the sometimes-sleepy-but-nice-too kakak. Well....we had Mr Ling(always smiling,apekish clothes,not exactly the funniest guy in the world,and seems to only recognize the vibrator as the machine that shakes the string up and down)to teach us physics.And I can't express in words how boring,pissing off and painfully irritating it is to sit in the lab,trying to fix up a circuit that won't function,2 voltmeters that can't work for nuts(they didn't have extra),and end up stuck not knowing what to do for 2 hours.to add to our(me n nizam) misery,we were the only 2 sitting together on one table.hahahahha,it's pretty lonely studying in my class cause the other students seem to be 10 levels higher than us in intelligence...when i saw divya and priya leave,i was so happy and quickly packed up my stuff.Went to the dsa,and i met everyone,all my Vi and Help-met buddies.There were a few questions about my relationship,but i didn't really know how to answer them....the explanations seem too long and boring.maybe i just suck in these lovey-dovey stuffy.I bummed around the dsa,chilling with arafat,alyshea,jasmine and elaine till 3.20 and decided not to wait till 5.00pm anymore.i could've cried of boredom there....took the looooong walk back to the car(no saman!Yes!!!),and halfway driving decided to head to chun yau's house("mother fucker,i was just going to sleep...okok come come").played winning eleven on ps2 with him,and we left his house in my car for rugby! But we took one wrong turning(I wonder which malaysian idiot decided to put the road sign inconveniently behind a tree,so we only noticed it when that road was wayy beyond our reach.). well,we reached half an hour late,and chun yau decided not to play and sat watching us from afar.I met marcus,and he told me to ask a woman...now that i mention it,i still haven't got her name...to teach me how to play rugby.i had to chase her a bit in a big round cause she was warming up and didn't really notice me.She was surprised marcus asked her to teach me,but she gave a lot of help assisting me in passing techniques and some of the terms in rugby.The team was training for a game on the coming saturday,so i was pretty left out from the training and set up as defenders(the nicer term for sandbags in training,where u just choose a man to bang you.Marcus was pretty worried about me,and told me to mark andrew only all the time.).I think a good bang by the players(they were huge) can send me flying a bit and leave me hitting the floor breathless,but it couldn't be worse than getting slammed left and right by ryan's legs during taekwondo training,rite? Anyway,they were pretty soft on the charge because the training emphasised on passing and formations.Then we took a rest,taking ice water from an ice box with cups floating inside it.Marcus pulled me out and further taught me stuff about passing and showed me how to bang someone(no wonder those guys have shoulders bigger than my thighs...).Then we did some fitness(physical training),and i finally realised how unfit i was.We didn't do half as many squats as we did in taekwondo training sessions,and my legs were already having cramps when it ended.then we packed up and got home.it was damn funny when i saw chun yau at the bus stop waiting for me.hahahaha,he looked so forlorn,maybe because of his relationship complications.i provided him good company though(banging him by calling him emo all the way back home).Then i sent him home(we didn't get lost =D). Then i came home,set my mind to explain the reason i broke up with ashley(she didn't really scream and hang up on me as i expected..).well,she's chilling now,so i'm content now.i can finally flirt guiltlessly!
Well,the day started out pretty badly,cause i picked emily up and headed for chun yau's house.i stopped at his house gate,just to notice that his harrier is still at home and remember that he told me he was driving himself last night.Ended up reaching college way too late for a decent car park spot in main block,so i had to risk an illegal parking(i already have 3 summons,unpaid).I was worried about the fat shitty bastard white uniformed lazy thick,disgusting moustachy DBKL guys and drove further down the hill...oh well,it was good exercise walking uphill with a heavy bag full of notes...First class was Mechanics 1 by Mr. Anuar,a specky,pretty normal(not too strict,not too nice) teacher with a smooth,shiny head. M1 turned out to be a harder sucject than i thought,with the confusing distance and displacement time graphs and his annoying but good questions to ponder about(if acceleration was 2ms^-1 at 0-2 seconds,5 ms^-2 at 2-5 seconds,what was the acceleration at sharp 2 seconds?). I was dying to go out of the class in the end...then we had another hour of Khoo Khoo Chye's C4 class(did i get it wrong?). I found out that C4 won't be too hard if i just force my lazy mind to concentrate in class...thanks to nizam we decided to sit on the third row,which is pretty close to the board.or else we'd have been chatting and bumming around till class ended.we were surprised with the progress we made in class! then i had lunch in E n C,stupid chinese stall charged 3.20 for plain white rice and chicken meat only.but their leong cha was good though...felt a bit guilty for not eating at nabilah's corner in EnC,they're really nice and give free keropoks all the time....the big malay-but-chinese looking abang and the sometimes-sleepy-but-nice-too kakak. Well....we had Mr Ling(always smiling,apekish clothes,not exactly the funniest guy in the world,and seems to only recognize the vibrator as the machine that shakes the string up and down)to teach us physics.And I can't express in words how boring,pissing off and painfully irritating it is to sit in the lab,trying to fix up a circuit that won't function,2 voltmeters that can't work for nuts(they didn't have extra),and end up stuck not knowing what to do for 2 hours.to add to our(me n nizam) misery,we were the only 2 sitting together on one table.hahahahha,it's pretty lonely studying in my class cause the other students seem to be 10 levels higher than us in intelligence...when i saw divya and priya leave,i was so happy and quickly packed up my stuff.Went to the dsa,and i met everyone,all my Vi and Help-met buddies.There were a few questions about my relationship,but i didn't really know how to answer them....the explanations seem too long and boring.maybe i just suck in these lovey-dovey stuffy.I bummed around the dsa,chilling with arafat,alyshea,jasmine and elaine till 3.20 and decided not to wait till 5.00pm anymore.i could've cried of boredom there....took the looooong walk back to the car(no saman!Yes!!!),and halfway driving decided to head to chun yau's house("mother fucker,i was just going to sleep...okok come come").played winning eleven on ps2 with him,and we left his house in my car for rugby! But we took one wrong turning(I wonder which malaysian idiot decided to put the road sign inconveniently behind a tree,so we only noticed it when that road was wayy beyond our reach.). well,we reached half an hour late,and chun yau decided not to play and sat watching us from afar.I met marcus,and he told me to ask a woman...now that i mention it,i still haven't got her name...to teach me how to play rugby.i had to chase her a bit in a big round cause she was warming up and didn't really notice me.She was surprised marcus asked her to teach me,but she gave a lot of help assisting me in passing techniques and some of the terms in rugby.The team was training for a game on the coming saturday,so i was pretty left out from the training and set up as defenders(the nicer term for sandbags in training,where u just choose a man to bang you.Marcus was pretty worried about me,and told me to mark andrew only all the time.).I think a good bang by the players(they were huge) can send me flying a bit and leave me hitting the floor breathless,but it couldn't be worse than getting slammed left and right by ryan's legs during taekwondo training,rite? Anyway,they were pretty soft on the charge because the training emphasised on passing and formations.Then we took a rest,taking ice water from an ice box with cups floating inside it.Marcus pulled me out and further taught me stuff about passing and showed me how to bang someone(no wonder those guys have shoulders bigger than my thighs...).Then we did some fitness(physical training),and i finally realised how unfit i was.We didn't do half as many squats as we did in taekwondo training sessions,and my legs were already having cramps when it ended.then we packed up and got home.it was damn funny when i saw chun yau at the bus stop waiting for me.hahahaha,he looked so forlorn,maybe because of his relationship complications.i provided him good company though(banging him by calling him emo all the way back home).Then i sent him home(we didn't get lost =D). Then i came home,set my mind to explain the reason i broke up with ashley(she didn't really scream and hang up on me as i expected..).well,she's chilling now,so i'm content now.i can finally flirt guiltlessly!
Friday, February 2, 2007
Posted this right after coming back from langkawi.....i was too drunk to blog last nite =P. yesterday me,hai meng,nicholas(aka Farm Joy),ajay and logann had breakfast at Frangipani cafe...i think the breakfasts were too westernized,didn't really suit my appetite...Then we played frisbee(our chic-attracting weapon),hai meng's damn good in frisbee man.sadly, the people around the beach were mostly old farts and the few babes we saw spent most of their time sun bathing quietly at the benches.Then we booked for island hopping at the counter with dad's help.The kakak helping us was a nice girl,but i think she's a bit bitchy cos she hardly gave us any discount for the trip,and she found out that we haven't paid for the kayaks(Kantoi!) =.
So we swam for a while,in the jacuzzi(warm water n bubbly) and the pool(freaking cold water,damn clear).after that we went to a mall near Kuah Jetty.Malik was driving,but he didn't have a malaysian license(singaporean).but he was pretty good,although a bit unstable.So we entered the mall and started SHOPPING.for the first time,I chose a couple of clothes and ENTERED the changing room to try them out.I feel pretty gay now that i think of it.after buying 2 black shirts, we went looking around for souveniors.Malik got himself an eagle kite,and i forgot to buy a few cool looking catapults(lastik) that costed rm4 each.then i had a prosperity meal beef foldover at mcD.After that we rushed back to the hotel to prepare for the island hopping trip(i drove this time).We only had ten minutes to get ready when we reached back,and i rushed to the toilet to shit my ass off.It's not really fun to rush and shit,While other guys are knocking on your door cos They wanna have a fast shit too.
so we all got ready,went into the boat and arafat and derrick got the camera.Our first island was Pulau Dayang Bunting(Pregnant woman's islend).while walking to the lake in the middle of the island,there were monkeys hanging around(some were brave enough to sit indifferently although they were an arm's reach from us).And we swam around the Lake! We couldn't feel the bottom,and soon all of us were pretty tired continuously floating on the water so we wore our life jackets.I tried to touch the bottom of the lake,and took off my life jacket,and slowly fall down the lake while blowing air out of my ear to overcome the pressure. It was until everything around me started getting dark,and the surface looks too far up,that i started to imagine Anaconda or some huge ass crocodile appearing out of the green water.now that scared me shitless,and i gave up trying to touch the bottom and swam up.It took a real long time trying to get to the surface,and i have to go slowly so the change in pressure won't hurt my ear too much.Isaac followed me after that(jasmine was really worried),and he got scared like me too.=P
after that jasmine wanted to do it too,but isaac told her against it.Ajay didn't want to swim cause his flight back(he had to leave early because of thaipusam) was right after the trip,but we threw him in anyway.Then we took some pics and got back to the boat.on the way abck i found out i had thirty bucks in my pocket and it's all wet and sticking to each other.i passed them to jasmine,so she kept it in her handbag.Then the boat left for Eagle Feeding's Island.The boat stopped at one area near the island,and the boat driver took some chicken skins from a bucket and flung them to the sea. The eagles would swoop down,grab the skin and eat it in the air.there were more than fifty of them flying around,quite a fine sight to see.Then we got to another island,where we just chilled around.I ran around till the rocky part of the island along the seaside,and found 1 dead brown jellyfish and 4 white ones.while i was strolling,the rest were burying isaac and jasmine with sand.i came back and helped shape some boobs for isaac(his real C cup boobs were covered),while marcus and the others found some stuff to put on them as dicks and pussies.i then summed up my courage,called hai meng to come along with the camera and asked a pretty hot girl to take a pic with me.she was posing at the beach before that.I still remember the way she pointed a finger at her chest when i asked her and said,"with me?".i guess she was pretty flattered.so we took a pic,and logann saw us,shouted "Oi! bastard lupa kawan!"...hehehe
Derrick and teh other guys wanted to take a pic with her too,but i guessed that marcus won't dare to go up to her in the end,so i made a bet with hai meng(he still owes me a carlsberg).i bet that they won't dare to talk to her.They chickened out as expected and ended up lying on the beach,the whole group of them =P.Then i went to her,and chatted with her a bit. Her name's Victoria,and she came from Moscow.She spent 3 days in KL before coming to langkawi,and she stayed at Holiday Villa.Logann shook my hand in respect after that,hahahaha.Then we got back to the boat and headed back to the hotel.we spent the rest of the evening swimming and playing with the dutch family,including 8 year old Benjamin,Thomas 7, Juliet 3,and Lucas 1! we played frisbee n football together.Then dad took us to a seafood restaurant near kuah Jetty and we had our best meal in langkawi.Arafat was sulking the whole dinner for Some reason,which i shan't put here to respect his privacy =P.some of us left to buy liquor and got back while we were halfway eating.We bought a bailey's for my dad as a sign of appreciation(awwww) and headed home.the dinner was really cheap,rm200+ for 11 guys,and most of us were big eaters.Then we got back to the hotel.Nicholas FarmJoy went with isaac,jasmine and hai meng to have some shisha outside,but the shop was closed,so they came back shortly after.
So we set up the shisha and drinks at the beach,sitting on the benches. I tried tequila for the first time. The first cup didn't really taste nice,but at the second shot,the lime juice covered the bitter tequila and tasted damn good,and i ended up taking 7 shots!(half full shot glasses)Then we had what FarmJoy called 'running',with 2 shot glasses,one filled with vodka and the other with a lil vodka and sprite.i downed the vodka first,then the sprite.it tasted really sweet and i couldn't really taste the vodka.we did the same thing with the black label and coke.i took 2 runs of vodka and 1 black label.Then we sang a bit(Bonjovi's Always again..XD) with hai meng our guitarist.i opened a heineken and drank a bit,and malik said we shouldn't take tequila with beer,it gives shitty results.Isaac conned Malik into take 2 shots of vodka in a row,it was damn funny when he said "Fuck,both vodka! whoooooo!" and stuck his arms in the air.
Then the alcohol started to kick in,and i got really high.We sat at the beach(there was a couple making out nearby,but we didn't really care) and continued singing songs.Hai meng made lots of mistakes when plucking at his guitar cos he was damn high.It's really fun singing under the moonlight when you're drunk. hai meng asked me to join him and ring all the doorbells in holiday villa until we find the japanese chics group or victoria(the babe).I don't know what happened,but i think i forgot about it while running halfway and just ran along the beach High,ahhahahaha! then i wondered what i was doing and ran back.hai meng was already around the chalets of holiday villa i think but he didn't do any crazy stuff.Well,anyhow,i ran back,Marcus saw me,grabbed my body and pulled me down to the sand.logann came and lied down with us,and we chatted about how much fun we were having then.We continued running around after that,and i started to lose my footing,and fell face-first on the sand a few times.But nothing feels better than falling down on the beach,turning around and staring at the moon while the waves roll by,WHEN you're drunk.Then the hotel guard came by,and advised us to get back to the chalet,because of the tide.Logann suddenly ran towards us and shouted"kau mau apa!!!!" like he wanted to start a fight.FarmJoy was enjoying life shisha-ing on the bench,malik was feeling real shitty sitting down on the beach,logann and marcus were running around and laughing.Jasmine and arafat,the only sober ones at that time,carried everyone back to the chalet.I carried logann somehow in my drunken state back to room 499,and that idiot came out from room 498 and ran to the beach again.Then i tried to help malik,but he couldn't get up,so i walked back to the room.Suddenly i felt too dizzy,walked further away from the room,and puked twice.I knew i couldn't help anymore,and if i didn't rest soon i'd even be a burden to jasmine and arafat,so i hobbled back to the hotel,and slept with an aching head.
I woke up next morning with a bad headache and a terrible thirst,and joined the group for breakfast.i felt a little better after breakfast,and we played frisbee on the beach.Hai Meng tried to get Eva,the 16 year old Polish chic to play with us by asking Her brother to join us but he refused and the girl continued sunbathing.We played a bit,then drank some "sky juice" at the bar.while drinking the water Mr. Holland(never knew his name,but he's damn good at frisbee and he lives in china now) invited us to join in Lucas' ( the baby) birthday party! They had a small gathering on the land-boat-thingy and me,hai meng and FarmJoy ate some ice cream chocolate cake. Benjamin gave us some flavoured dutch yoghurt milk(damn nice).I fed most of mine to lucas by straw.His mom(Mrs Holland) was surprised because she had been trying for weeks to teach lucas to drink by straw,but i told her i was just squeezing the pack to get the yoghurt out since he didn't know how to suck. Lucas is damn,damn cute.His big cute eyes were light crystal blue,he had chubby cheeks and some golden hair.he drank the yoghurt,and stopped once in a while to mumble some baby words(of appreciation or satisfaction,i dunno) and continued drinking.then i finished the rest of the drink i couldn't press out for him,and played football with benjamin and thomas.Then we swam a bit,and i had sandwich for lunch which isaac couldn't finish(he just woke up when we were playing,and he had some serious hangover).
we sat for a while and chatted,then we packed our stuff and got ready to leave the hotel.I wished goodbye to the staff and the dutch family(they knew mandarin!),and we rushed to the car cos we were really late. luckily arafat managed to get the bus to wait for us at kuala perlis. we drove to the jetty,and bloody car rental guys charged me rm20 because we returned the cars late.We bought the tickets for the ferry,and shopped around while waiting.i got some toblerone and cadbury chocolates,damn cheap.then we spent some time discussing about how to get past the customs officer.That fat customs bastard obviously wanted money,and asked us for evidence that we have been in langkawi for at least 3 days(you have to stay for at least 3 days to bring home duty free drinks). thankfully,arafat kept the ferry tickets from the first day and we got out safely.So we rode the ferry to kuala perlis,and took the bus back.I felt giddy the whole time plus my headache from yesterday's drinking. i felt even worse after eating dinner at the stop,and i was a bit close to puking when we reached pudu.we spent our time in the bus chatting,laughing and looking at pictures and videos from last night's drunken party. Then me n Hai Meng had some serious discussions about our love lives(hahaha),and it turns out we're on the same boat =P. Then mom came and sent me home from pudu station,still feeling giddy.This is truly the best holiday i've ever had so far.....
So we swam for a while,in the jacuzzi(warm water n bubbly) and the pool(freaking cold water,damn clear).after that we went to a mall near Kuah Jetty.Malik was driving,but he didn't have a malaysian license(singaporean).but he was pretty good,although a bit unstable.So we entered the mall and started SHOPPING.for the first time,I chose a couple of clothes and ENTERED the changing room to try them out.I feel pretty gay now that i think of it.after buying 2 black shirts, we went looking around for souveniors.Malik got himself an eagle kite,and i forgot to buy a few cool looking catapults(lastik) that costed rm4 each.then i had a prosperity meal beef foldover at mcD.After that we rushed back to the hotel to prepare for the island hopping trip(i drove this time).We only had ten minutes to get ready when we reached back,and i rushed to the toilet to shit my ass off.It's not really fun to rush and shit,While other guys are knocking on your door cos They wanna have a fast shit too.
so we all got ready,went into the boat and arafat and derrick got the camera.Our first island was Pulau Dayang Bunting(Pregnant woman's islend).while walking to the lake in the middle of the island,there were monkeys hanging around(some were brave enough to sit indifferently although they were an arm's reach from us).And we swam around the Lake! We couldn't feel the bottom,and soon all of us were pretty tired continuously floating on the water so we wore our life jackets.I tried to touch the bottom of the lake,and took off my life jacket,and slowly fall down the lake while blowing air out of my ear to overcome the pressure. It was until everything around me started getting dark,and the surface looks too far up,that i started to imagine Anaconda or some huge ass crocodile appearing out of the green water.now that scared me shitless,and i gave up trying to touch the bottom and swam up.It took a real long time trying to get to the surface,and i have to go slowly so the change in pressure won't hurt my ear too much.Isaac followed me after that(jasmine was really worried),and he got scared like me too.=P
after that jasmine wanted to do it too,but isaac told her against it.Ajay didn't want to swim cause his flight back(he had to leave early because of thaipusam) was right after the trip,but we threw him in anyway.Then we took some pics and got back to the boat.on the way abck i found out i had thirty bucks in my pocket and it's all wet and sticking to each other.i passed them to jasmine,so she kept it in her handbag.Then the boat left for Eagle Feeding's Island.The boat stopped at one area near the island,and the boat driver took some chicken skins from a bucket and flung them to the sea. The eagles would swoop down,grab the skin and eat it in the air.there were more than fifty of them flying around,quite a fine sight to see.Then we got to another island,where we just chilled around.I ran around till the rocky part of the island along the seaside,and found 1 dead brown jellyfish and 4 white ones.while i was strolling,the rest were burying isaac and jasmine with sand.i came back and helped shape some boobs for isaac(his real C cup boobs were covered),while marcus and the others found some stuff to put on them as dicks and pussies.i then summed up my courage,called hai meng to come along with the camera and asked a pretty hot girl to take a pic with me.she was posing at the beach before that.I still remember the way she pointed a finger at her chest when i asked her and said,"with me?".i guess she was pretty flattered.so we took a pic,and logann saw us,shouted "Oi! bastard lupa kawan!"...hehehe
Derrick and teh other guys wanted to take a pic with her too,but i guessed that marcus won't dare to go up to her in the end,so i made a bet with hai meng(he still owes me a carlsberg).i bet that they won't dare to talk to her.They chickened out as expected and ended up lying on the beach,the whole group of them =P.Then i went to her,and chatted with her a bit. Her name's Victoria,and she came from Moscow.She spent 3 days in KL before coming to langkawi,and she stayed at Holiday Villa.Logann shook my hand in respect after that,hahahaha.Then we got back to the boat and headed back to the hotel.we spent the rest of the evening swimming and playing with the dutch family,including 8 year old Benjamin,Thomas 7, Juliet 3,and Lucas 1! we played frisbee n football together.Then dad took us to a seafood restaurant near kuah Jetty and we had our best meal in langkawi.Arafat was sulking the whole dinner for Some reason,which i shan't put here to respect his privacy =P.some of us left to buy liquor and got back while we were halfway eating.We bought a bailey's for my dad as a sign of appreciation(awwww) and headed home.the dinner was really cheap,rm200+ for 11 guys,and most of us were big eaters.Then we got back to the hotel.Nicholas FarmJoy went with isaac,jasmine and hai meng to have some shisha outside,but the shop was closed,so they came back shortly after.
So we set up the shisha and drinks at the beach,sitting on the benches. I tried tequila for the first time. The first cup didn't really taste nice,but at the second shot,the lime juice covered the bitter tequila and tasted damn good,and i ended up taking 7 shots!(half full shot glasses)Then we had what FarmJoy called 'running',with 2 shot glasses,one filled with vodka and the other with a lil vodka and sprite.i downed the vodka first,then the sprite.it tasted really sweet and i couldn't really taste the vodka.we did the same thing with the black label and coke.i took 2 runs of vodka and 1 black label.Then we sang a bit(Bonjovi's Always again..XD) with hai meng our guitarist.i opened a heineken and drank a bit,and malik said we shouldn't take tequila with beer,it gives shitty results.Isaac conned Malik into take 2 shots of vodka in a row,it was damn funny when he said "Fuck,both vodka! whoooooo!" and stuck his arms in the air.
Then the alcohol started to kick in,and i got really high.We sat at the beach(there was a couple making out nearby,but we didn't really care) and continued singing songs.Hai meng made lots of mistakes when plucking at his guitar cos he was damn high.It's really fun singing under the moonlight when you're drunk. hai meng asked me to join him and ring all the doorbells in holiday villa until we find the japanese chics group or victoria(the babe).I don't know what happened,but i think i forgot about it while running halfway and just ran along the beach High,ahhahahaha! then i wondered what i was doing and ran back.hai meng was already around the chalets of holiday villa i think but he didn't do any crazy stuff.Well,anyhow,i ran back,Marcus saw me,grabbed my body and pulled me down to the sand.logann came and lied down with us,and we chatted about how much fun we were having then.We continued running around after that,and i started to lose my footing,and fell face-first on the sand a few times.But nothing feels better than falling down on the beach,turning around and staring at the moon while the waves roll by,WHEN you're drunk.Then the hotel guard came by,and advised us to get back to the chalet,because of the tide.Logann suddenly ran towards us and shouted"kau mau apa!!!!" like he wanted to start a fight.FarmJoy was enjoying life shisha-ing on the bench,malik was feeling real shitty sitting down on the beach,logann and marcus were running around and laughing.Jasmine and arafat,the only sober ones at that time,carried everyone back to the chalet.I carried logann somehow in my drunken state back to room 499,and that idiot came out from room 498 and ran to the beach again.Then i tried to help malik,but he couldn't get up,so i walked back to the room.Suddenly i felt too dizzy,walked further away from the room,and puked twice.I knew i couldn't help anymore,and if i didn't rest soon i'd even be a burden to jasmine and arafat,so i hobbled back to the hotel,and slept with an aching head.
I woke up next morning with a bad headache and a terrible thirst,and joined the group for breakfast.i felt a little better after breakfast,and we played frisbee on the beach.Hai Meng tried to get Eva,the 16 year old Polish chic to play with us by asking Her brother to join us but he refused and the girl continued sunbathing.We played a bit,then drank some "sky juice" at the bar.while drinking the water Mr. Holland(never knew his name,but he's damn good at frisbee and he lives in china now) invited us to join in Lucas' ( the baby) birthday party! They had a small gathering on the land-boat-thingy and me,hai meng and FarmJoy ate some ice cream chocolate cake. Benjamin gave us some flavoured dutch yoghurt milk(damn nice).I fed most of mine to lucas by straw.His mom(Mrs Holland) was surprised because she had been trying for weeks to teach lucas to drink by straw,but i told her i was just squeezing the pack to get the yoghurt out since he didn't know how to suck. Lucas is damn,damn cute.His big cute eyes were light crystal blue,he had chubby cheeks and some golden hair.he drank the yoghurt,and stopped once in a while to mumble some baby words(of appreciation or satisfaction,i dunno) and continued drinking.then i finished the rest of the drink i couldn't press out for him,and played football with benjamin and thomas.Then we swam a bit,and i had sandwich for lunch which isaac couldn't finish(he just woke up when we were playing,and he had some serious hangover).
we sat for a while and chatted,then we packed our stuff and got ready to leave the hotel.I wished goodbye to the staff and the dutch family(they knew mandarin!),and we rushed to the car cos we were really late. luckily arafat managed to get the bus to wait for us at kuala perlis. we drove to the jetty,and bloody car rental guys charged me rm20 because we returned the cars late.We bought the tickets for the ferry,and shopped around while waiting.i got some toblerone and cadbury chocolates,damn cheap.then we spent some time discussing about how to get past the customs officer.That fat customs bastard obviously wanted money,and asked us for evidence that we have been in langkawi for at least 3 days(you have to stay for at least 3 days to bring home duty free drinks). thankfully,arafat kept the ferry tickets from the first day and we got out safely.So we rode the ferry to kuala perlis,and took the bus back.I felt giddy the whole time plus my headache from yesterday's drinking. i felt even worse after eating dinner at the stop,and i was a bit close to puking when we reached pudu.we spent our time in the bus chatting,laughing and looking at pictures and videos from last night's drunken party. Then me n Hai Meng had some serious discussions about our love lives(hahaha),and it turns out we're on the same boat =P. Then mom came and sent me home from pudu station,still feeling giddy.This is truly the best holiday i've ever had so far.....
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
As a start,my purpose for blogging might and might not be similar to everyone else's,which is to put my past and present experiences into words.i've always hated writing essays,maybe due to my lack of imagination,my limited vocabulary or just plain laziness,but i admit that i have a pitiful memory and it really sucks when i forget an event that has shaped me into the person i am today.nevertheless,this blog might help remind me of the little details in those precious moments to further help me relive the best times i ever had,or the most painful ones...Well,this blog will help me kill time anyway since i'm in langkawi at 3.34 am,having long given up on sleeping,i'm now charging my mp3 player through the USB cable in the "internet cafe" of frangipani hotel,which is a single cooped up room with one pretty good comp.immediately after we reached the jetty in kuala perlis,isaac found out that his bag was left in the bus(i forgot mine too actually,thank god the bus driver noticed my bright red and ugly SUKMA selangor bag and called me).he took a taxi for rm12(con job) to kangar,turned out the bus left that station already,called pudu station,stayed with his sis and met up with us much later.We waited for him at first(Derrick followed Isaac),played football while suffering under the strong cold winds(reminded me of autumn in Manhattan)of the freezing morning,but decided to get the hotels first. it was pretty scary in the ferry because jasmine felt a little like puking,and she sat next to me.=. but all was good,and we rented two wiras(i got the shitty blue one).the blue shit's petrol meter barely reached the first bar after we pumped rm30. with arafat and ajay's help,found the hotel(beautiful man....),unpacked our stuff ,changed and jumped into the pool! we went to the beach and spent most of our time checking out a bunch of hot hot japanese girls,around ten of them.but alas,we are but pussified men(marcus especially),and the only words i spoke to them were 'thank you' when they gave me back the football that rolled nearby them. we played with hai meng's frisbee(damn fun),which was much better than playing football because the sand slows you down and tires you out easily.we tried volleyball,but after a few tries,we accepted the fact that volleyball is not exactly our forte. around 2pm,i went back to sleep,and woke up with isaac beside me,getting ready to swim. hehe,we went kayaking to another island nearby,i took the single boat.the rental owner recommended the hidden trough at the island,but when i reached there,i got stuck grinding and bumping onto the shallow corals,all the time thinking "fuck,so this is what they mean by"pelancongan merupakan punca kepada kemusnahan alam flora dan fauna"..'. i felt damn guilty and tried hard to row out ,but ended up banging more corals besides hitting them while rowing with the pedal.in the end i had to shove my pedal onto the coral to push myself out. met up with the gang(still in kayaks),rowed to a spot near the island,and played with a jellyfish washed ashore.it's pretty scary to kayak alone in th middle of the sea,especially when your muscles start to ache and you feel the breathlessness while the land still seems so far away.... then we got back,(forgot to pay for the kayaks....), and continued swimming around.we hopped from the jacuzzi to the pool,and back to the beach again.We played with a few kids from holland,and the sunset was beautiful,with the sun shining a deep crimson red colour,and an orange path on the unusually calm sea,and a few yachts seen from a distance....Then we had some sucky dinner,bought beer (2 carlsberg,1 large heineken,a corona extra and a foster's,RM15.30!),and drank while shisha-ing on a boat-on-land thingy on th beach. life was pretty relxing,singing bon jovi's "always" with hai ming while he played with his black guitar.jasmine thought me n logann looked so desperate,ahahhaha! marcus slept in the room cause he had a fever(they went home after dinner first so he could reach the hotel earlier too), and the most relaxing time of my life i ever felt,was here,when i sat and lied on the beach,looking at the stars and the full moon while the low waves roll in the background. The stars seem to remind me that worrying about the little things in life is just not worth the time. then i noticed some guy behind me.he thought i was gonna sleep there,and was warned me about the tide.so i got back,couldn't sleep and ended up...here in the comp room.
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